f Where the stars meet the sky

sunkern:

sarahita:

sunkern:

boy, are u dutch because amsterdamn

This makes no sense. Amsterdam is in Germany.

I’m in Amsterdam right now and lemme fuckin tell u it is not in germany

(Source: sunkern-deactivated420, via baconundies)

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

(Source: sve-sto-imam-nemamm, via baconundies)

(Source: hannahbowl, via baconundies)

myfirstpubichair:

parent: WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE WEED IN THIS ROOM

me: image

(via baconundies)

pemsylvania:

there’s linkin park but what about linkin school or linkin town hall? this village sucks

(via tofucow)

picopeach:

pink things in san francisco

(Source: queased, via stephenhawqueen)

edgywhitekid:

*eats piece of trash* cannibalism

(via averyfunperson)

in court

judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
my lawyer: same
me: same
judge: same
police: same
obama: same

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via vagina-itch)

(Source: sportsnetny, via youreakilljoy)

dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

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