Don’t even blink blink and you’re dead
THE TAIL WAGGING ONE.
I have just overdosed on “cute”.
have you ever stopped liking somebody that you liked a lot and suddenly notice that they are a shitty person and realize how blinded you were by how much you liked them
Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child
listening to people speak like the doge meme out loud is surreal and horrifying
Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.”
"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”
my friend’s boyfriend broke up with her via snapchat and if that doesn’t sum up the 21st century in one event i don’t know what does
Dachshunds can’t wait to take a bath
*hysterical crying and screaming*
when people say “i dont believe in science”
what are you even talking about
THAT IS THE BEST USE OF THAT PICTURE I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME
date idea: take them to the zoo and ask “what kind of horse is that?” every time you see an animal