boy, are u dutch because amsterdamn
This makes no sense. Amsterdam is in Germany.I’m in Amsterdam right now and lemme fuckin tell u it is not in germany
Promoing at the beach
Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.
follow the yellow dick-road
I love history lessons on tumblr.
there’s linkin park but what about linkin school or linkin town hall? this village sucks
in courtjudge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
my lawyer: same
In the delivery room
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something