f Where the stars meet the sky

tats-maslany:

I got that comic con, comic con sadness

(via youweremyhome)

narcomanic:

narcomanic:

i’m pretty sure this twitter account is how sexting works in night vale

i mean really

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what is going on here

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realbookofmorgan:

but how am i supposed to know the world is fucked up if banksy doesn’t spray paint it on a public wall 

(via tuxedomamoru)

girlwhowasonfire:

girlwhowasonfire:

the great thing about coffee: it cures exhaustion at 11 pm and enables you to write a bomb ass paper

The bad thing about coffee: it’s now 3 am and the only thing I want to do is cha cha real smooth

i cant believe caffeine was the only drug i was on when i wrote this

(via fallingshadows-fallingstars)

me: vanilla latte anything else?
customer: nope
me: okay
*swipes card*
me: have a great day!
customer: i wanted a cheese danish

youhavemeintrigued:

latte art

(via starbucksemployeeproblems)

(via stevensyeun)

sixthgracler:

life really is crazy

(Source: sixthgracler, via bootyexpress)

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

(Source: timetoputonashow, via totes-mc-goats)

hallovvwvvwvvwvvwvvween:

pr0fessah:

unpopular opinion

i hate these cookies

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Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.

(Source: wendy-pleakley, via nottdead)

relevantmoose:

tomorrowsofyesterday:

So @TheCapitolPN tweeted this
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which was promptly deleted. (G-Bb-A-D are the notes to Rue’s whistle.)

But if you had clicked inspect element before it was deleted

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"You silence our voices, but we are still heard."

HOW COOL IS THIS MARKETING?!?! Like the rebels are hacking into the capitol’s twitter!!!!

(Thanks toastbabeis and mockingjaysource for noticing it and jenliamjosh for reblogging)

Aaajhhhhgggggg

(via insanelyepic)